Sabtu, 02 September 2006
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If Only it were that simple.

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Dear Fat Fairy,

Please take the five pounds you will find under the blanket as I sleep. May I suggest 5 pounds from my belly, hip or backside as there is plenty there and won't be missed. I know you are overworked, so I have been trying very hard to make your work easier by eating sensibly and exercising.

Since I understand that weight is neither lost or gained may I suggest you give it to an anorexic or child from a third world country. This is on permanet loan so feel free to take more! Thanks for your help.

Deparate Dieting Daisy!

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