Seven Days to Go

I got this Poem at Weight Watchers......there is no author credited

Seven Days to Go

Monday Evening: After the Meeting
That piece of Cake I saved is near,
One big slice, I have no fear.
Besides no pounds will even show,
I've got seven Days to go.

Tuesday:...

A Day of shopping, to the mall I go,
for a burger special....it's cheap you know.
I'll walk it off, I have no fear,
Six Days to go, No weigh in near.

Wednesday:

I think I'll skip my tuna lunch,
A ham sandwich is what I'll munch.
Tuna's getting expensive you know,
Besides, I 've got five days to go.

Thursday:

For breakfast one egg, toast and juice.
Kids left their pancakes, oh what's the use.
With inflation, to waste is such a sin
Besides....it's four days till I weigh in.

Friday:

Breakfast- I'll just have coffee today.
Maybe I'll love more that way.
Supper- a little extra I'll eat
Three days before those scales I meet.

Saturday:

Boy this weekend sure is rough
Restaurant menus are reall tough.
I'll work this steak off, have no fear,
In just two days, I'll make it clear.

Sunday:

Now my nervees are really a wreck
I might as well eat, what the heck.
I'll take two ex-lax late tonight.
One day to go-I'll be all right.

Monday:

I can't afford to eat...no way!
Six trips to the john might save my day.
I gained two pounds, wouldn't you know?
Guess I didn't have seven days to go.