Ok, I admit it. I'm having an affair with Peter Pan....you know the boy that never grew up? I'm hoping he will get Tinkerbell to sprinkle me with pixie dust and I'll wait up thin!
Oh wait, that was a dream I had the other night!
My secret affair is with another Peter Pan. The kind that comes in a jar in either creamy or chunky. Ever since the salmonella scare in February, Con Agra has taken the source of my lust off the shelf.
I went through withdrawal for a while but I finally got the "peanut monkey " off my back and settled for another brand. It wasn't as good , so consequently I wasn't tempted to over eat it. I admit to being a brand snob when it comes to peanut butter.
Just as I began to think that I was a recovered Peanut butter-aholic it's back!
Yes, it's back on the shelf again....calling out to me! The pixie dust that once blinded me to all its fats and calories has reached out to me again. I found a jar of it had flown into my cart all by itself. Oh well, I thought, "I am the Captain of my mouth, I am the commander of what slips through my lips. I can control this!"
Proverbs 9:17 says, " Stolen water is sweet and bread eaten in secret taste good." Let me add that bread with peanut butter is even better! I say that now that I am throwing away the empty jar. I know, ....I should have just spread it directly to my hips and been done with it.
So I am having my own intervention......I can't be alone with Peter Pan Peanut Butter. If you see me mindlessly meandering over to that aisle stop me at all cost. You might have to distract me with chocolate, that how strong the attraction has become.
Daisy Dilemma: Does anyone have a some horse blinders they can spare?
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